Yoruba Genius! Get In Here – 99% Of You Don’t Know The English Meaning Of This Yoruba Sentence

Hi hiploadedist

Let’s Laugh and Learn Today! There has been a hot arguments here about the meaning of this commonly used Yoruba sentence

The Yoruba sentence is “Ata Sapa Mi Lori“.

If you ain’t a Yourba boy, I’m sorry I can’t explain the meaning as I don’t even know how to explain it to you.

So the yoruba proffesors in the house please come and help the whole tribe out in this brouhaha, 

What’s the English meaning of “Ata Sapa Mi Lori”?

Drop your comments..

HAPPY VALENTINE! What’s Your Favorite Valentine Songs/Albums

Every February 14th is known as Valentine’s Day. A day set aside for lovers and those who are in love to celebrate together!

But here on Naijaloaded we are celebrating our’s by asking:

Which album/song do you consider your favorite for val?

Nigerian or Foreign! What is yours?

Drop Your Comments Below!

[Confession Time] I Enjoyed Being R@ped By A Criminal

Dear Dan,

From a reader who needs advise. I unintentionally enjoyed rape infront of my husband and that was the end of my marriage

I am a Banker in my early 30s and going through a messy divorce. I married my husband as a virgin. I have never been with any man but him until I was raped.

I didn’t know anything about orgasm, climax or what have you because I have never experienced it. 8 years of marriage with a miserable sex life.

I have two children from my marriage. It happens that We traveled to my husband village during last Easter period. While in his country home by 1 am in the night our house was raided by armed robbers a gang of 7 members.

It was a very terrifying experience, after collecting all the valuables at home, the leader turned to rape me. The leader tied my husband to a chair, tore my clothe and went on to show me his manhood that he will use it on me. I was frightened. I begged him and cried but he wouldn’t listen.

It was a rape that cost me my marriage. As the guy was entering me, I was supposed to feel pains but that wasn’t so. I felt a kind of ,electrifying sensations that I have never felt in my whole life.

I screamed oh my God, as he started pounding on me I didn’t know when I was holding him hard and begging him not to stop to the amazement of others, I was enjoying being raped by a criminal.

I was told I was screaming very hard when I wanted to come. Yes I had my first orgasm through rape and since then my life hasn’t been the same. The robber took me two rounds which I came both times.

I don’t know what happened, if it was my village people that pursued me, but all I can say is that I haven’t had such with my husband.

My husband gave me the beatings of my life after they robbers left. He called me unprintable names, I am a prostitute, he didn’t know I was an ashawo.

He can’t marry an Ashawo. I was hospitalized for two weeks as a result of that incident and his beatings . My husband left me at the hospital and travelled back to our home.

I was Damaged .How could such a thing happened to me? What was responsible for me enjoying being raped and even coming as a result of it? How could I even enjoy such act of cruelty on my body? These were the questions I kept asking myself.

When I got discharged I met a divorce papers waiting for me to sign. I tried begging my husband , involved my parents but he swore instead of staying with me he will rather die. That I am a disgrace to his life.

My husband is a rich guy, so when our divorce news broke out, while I was denying it, he kept telling everyone one that I am a LovePeddler.

It took me months to accept my predicament and move on. I am still healing, still seeing my therapist. But one thing I know is that I am not what my husband says I am.

I am just a woman who was sexually starved. I did not pray to be raped, but it was the turning point of my life . I just feel like sharing this with you my family because it will help me .

Pls don’t judge me, because you don’t know my pains. By March I will be through with the divorce . I just want you all to wish me well with my new life. I pray to find Love in the nearest Future.

1. What could she have done differently?

2. Was it a crime for her to enjoy rape sex like that?

3. Was the husband being fair to her?

4. Was divorce the only way out?

VALENTINE DAY!! Guys, Here Are The 8 Best Valentine’s Gift You Can Get For Your Lady

Men claim that it’s hard to find a good gift for women. However, most women think that buying gifts for men is more tricky.

Sure, this all depends on how much money you can spend on a gift. When you can afford to buy expensive gifts, you may not notice any difficulties.

When you are on a tight budget, though, you may want to know some unique yet budget-friendly gift ideas.

While Valentine’s Day is all about Love and joy, not about money and gifts, it’s great to wow your woman with one of these gifts.

1. Phone/Tablet/Laptop

If you can afford to buy her a Phone, Tablet or Laptop, or any other gadget you know your woman needs or wants, it can be a good gift idea to consider.

Your partner will appreciate this gift and will remember about it every time she will use it and will forever keep you in mind.

2. Perfume

If you’ve been dating your girlfriend for a few weeks or you’ve just start dating her, it can be difficult to choose the best gift for her.

One of the most popular and useful gifts to choose for your partner is a perfume.

Yes, this gift might now wow her, but at least you will give her something useful and thoughtful.

3. Delicious Dinner

Every person has its own favorite meal; your woman is no exception.

Find out your girlfriend’s favorite meal and make funds available for her to prepare it. You can even surprise her, get all the Ingredients and ask her to prepare it on Valentine’s Day.

If she doesn’t have any favorite meal, ask her to cook your own favorite one. Having a romantic dinner on Valentine’s Day is one of the best ways to celebrate a day of love.

You don’t need to be a chef, just make the funds available, get the Ingredients and Stay close to her in the kitchen as she prepare a romantic dinner.

4. Trip

This one is an expensive gift idea, so be ready to splurge. Not only will your partner like and appreciate this gift, she will also be happy to spend a few days with you.

No one will disturb you and you will relax and improve your relationship. Valentine’s Day is a great time to have a second honeymoon too.

Just make sure you book your tickets and hotel room well in advance to save some cash. You go even go to the Beach, Pizza shop, Cool restaurants, Local Bar etc.

Just go to somewhere cool – Might even be Boat cruise.

5. Beautiful Dress

Ladies loves to look gorgeous and can do anything to look amazing for you.

You know how she looks like when you first met her, sit down and remind yourself of that beautiful dress she was putting on when you first saw her and get her something better than that.

If she looks good in any dress you buy for her, believe me, you will be the first thing that comes to mind if anyone ever told her she looks beautiful be it her Friend, Family or even co-worker.

6. Gold Earrings

Ladies loves beautiful earrings.. If you’ve got the Cash and you are willing to spend to put smile on your girl’s face, then a Gold Earrings can do the Magic.

Gold Earrings is not that expensive as you might thought. You can get 2 pairs for just N30,000 and will look as if you spent a fortune on her.

The beautiful thing is that she can rock it for 3 – 4 years and even more. Anytime she picks up the Earrings, your name and handsome look comes to mind 

7. Wrist Watch

Every lady fancies wrist watches. She’ll love a classic watch.

You can go for Hublot as it looks smart on them better than other Brands… With this, you are Winning her forever and ever.

8. Shoes

Show me a lady that doesn’t love good shoes and I will tell you she’s an Ogbanje or a Cele Lady 

Get a good Slippers or Heals and she’s all yours. They tend to rock it better when their guy actually footed the bills.

9. Customized Phone Case

Just in case you can’t afford all that we listed above, you can get her a Customized Phone case and you both will still be cool.

You can get a Customized phone casing done in Surulere.. It’s a wait & get service, you both can just drive down or book Uber/Taxify and get it done.

She will love it and be proud to tell her friends – My Boo made it for me.

The End!!!

Thanks guys for reading this Article – We hope you will impress your Girl this Season of Love.

Remember, if you don’t, someone else will.

Stay loving!! 

Falz Blasts Olamide, Davido, 9ice, Reminisce, & Other Nigerian Artists (Video)

-Falz Goes Hard on Olamide, Davido, 9ice, Reminisce for Promoting fraudsters and Yahoo Guys

Rapper Falz, in a very clear message has made his stance on fraud, fraudsters and the work ettic of many of his colleagues in the industry known via an interview.

Speaking with Hip TV, the SOFT WORK crooner, slammed all the Nigerian artistes in the trade of glorifying fraud, celebrating fraudsters with their music, according to the rapper, absolutely no one should promote fraudsters as it is doing more harm good for the youths.

You are an entertainer…and in your musical record, you are greeting all the yahoo boys, you are greeting all the fraudsters, you are calling their names personally…..all these culture, you are making the younger ones believe that it is cool to do it.

Watch Video…..

Stop glorifying fraud with your music, it is killing our future – @falzthebahdguy

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Stop Beating Drums of War – Lai Mohammed

Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed has admonished those beating drums of war through hate speeches and divisive statements to desist in the interest of the nation’s unity and safety.

The minister gave the advise on Saturday at the “Lai Mohammed 10th Annual Ramadan Lecture” held in his country home, Oro, Kwara.

Lai Mohammed expressed concerns over the rate of inflammatory statements capable of causing division and war in the country in recent times.

He urged Nigerians to disregard those who were engaged in hate speeches as well as their purveyors.

“In the last couple of months, we have witnessed the increase inflammatory and hate speeches.

“Hate speeches have been responsible for wars. Rwandan genocide where more than 800,000 people were killed was started by hate speeches.

“Like people say, wars are not really started by bullets, they are started by words of mouth.

“Nigeria is too big and God has a purpose for making us one and we shall remain united.

“There will be differences, but like the Yoruba says, “Ori bibe ko ni ogun ori fifo” (beheading is not antidote to headache).

“We have been living together peacefully and we will continue to live together, because we have a lot to gain by being united.

“If there is war today, none of us will escape whether you are young or old whether you are Yoruba, Igbo of Hausa ,” he said.

The Minister recounted a story he said Acting President Yemi Osinbajo narrated on the dire consequences of the Rwanda war on two judges from that country.

“The Acting President told us a story that in 1982, he was a young lecturer in the University of Lagos and two Supreme Court Judges came visiting from Rwanda.

“He said ten years later, in 1992, he went to work in Rwanda and on the street with a bowl in hand looking for food were the Supreme Court Judges that he saw in Lagos.

“This shows that when there is war, the young, the old, the rich and the poor, we are all victims,” he said.

The Minister stressed that Nigerians must work together, understand their differences and must never pray for war.

Mohammed thanked those who attended the lecture noting that their presence was key to its success.

He said the Ramadan lecture, the tenth in the series, was unique because it’s attendance cuts across religions and denomination.

The Minister explained that the presence of Christian faithfuls at the event was an indication that Nigerians, irrespective of their religious leaning, could work and live together.

The Special Guest of honour at the event, Gov. Rauf Aregbesola of Osun said he was impressed with the turn out of people in their diversity at the event.

The governor urged Muslim faithfuls to remain pious in the remaining days of Ramadan and pray for the unity of the country.

Gov. Abdulfatah Ahmed of Kwara commended the Minister for organising the annual lecture.

The governor, who was represented by the Commissioner for Information, Mahmud Ajeigbe said it was a great feat for the minister to have sustained the Ramadan lecture for 10 years.

Earlier, the Guest Speaker, Sheikh Ibrahim Gidado from Lagos preached on piety especially during the Ramadan period.

He charged the gathering on the need for people to have the fear of God in all their dealings and to be compassionate and show love to the less privileged.

He also called for the support of Nigerians for the Administration of President Muhammadu Buhari as well as their prayers for the President’s quick recovery.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the Chief Imam of Oro, Mohammed Sanusi led other clerics at the event on prayers for the country, the President and his cabinet as well as the
minister and his members of families.

The lecture was attended by traditional rulers from Kwara, including Oloro of Oro, Oba Abdulrauf Oyelaran, Clerics, Muslim and Christian faithfuls, politicians, students and people from other walks of life. (NAN)


Notorious Kidnapper: Outrage over ‘Free Evans campaign

A Twitter campaign begging for mercy for the arrested kidnap baron, Chukwudubem Onwuamadike, alias Evans sparked outrage from Nigerians today, with some calling the masterminds, mad.

A Twitter campaign begging for mercy for the arrested kidnap baron, Chukwudubem Onwuamadike, alias Evans sparked outrage from Nigerians today, with some calling the masterminds, mad.

The campaign with the hashtag #FreeEvans   followed an interview granted the Vanguard newspaper by Uchenna Precious Onwuamadike, the Ghana based Evans wife, in which the woman pleaded for a second chance for a man she had married for 14 years. She also asked for forgiveness for the  family.

In the interview, conducted on phone, the 31 year old lady and mother of four claimed she was unaware her man was a kidnapper. She said Evans always told her he was into spare parts business but he never for once took her to his shop.

She also said among other things that she was not aware her husband was rich as the only money he ever gave her was N200,000 when she was taking the kids to South Africa on holidays.

But she did admit that she suspected something was amiss as her husband was very secretive and also shielded them from attending social events.

The pleading met unbridled outrage from Nigerians on Twitter.